mutisija:

when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(Source: dochuu)

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(Source: chickensandwich)

weird5cience:

“If I can see it, then I can do it”
− R. Kelly

Art by

我妻

(Source: miss-cigarettes)

jaillin:

insanelygaming:

Take a trip to Rapture

Stare at this image for at least 30 seconds. Then look at at any of the images of Rapture.

This totally hurts my eyes, but I love it~!

Am I simple-minded to be so amused? …Yes.

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